Sunday, 22 May 2011

Why chickens are like old men

1. Find a comfortable place to settle down in.

2. Just close eyes 'for a quick snooze'.

3. Within seconds, head has dropped onto chest.

4. Snoring, or other satisfied noises, begins.

5. A little bit of shuffling around at intervals occurs, but eyes remain shut.

6. If there appears to be the offer of food, they 'were not really asleep, just resting their eyes and yes I would like a snack please'.

7. Process is repeated.

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