Judge Judy

Another person who I am a particular fan of is Judge Judy.  After feeding the chickens grapes when I get in, I settle down to watch a few episodes of Judge Judy while I'm sorting through my emails or eating my tea (or both at the same time, sometimes).

She's awesome and always knows exactly what to say.  My particular favourites are  "On a good day you're not as smart as I am on a bad day" and "Um is not an answer" (she uses that one a lot).

The chickens also like her because when she stares at people she looks like a velociraptor.