Does anyone have a spare hoverboard available?

I could really do with one so that when I open the kitchen door in the afternoon to give the girls some treats I can hover above them to the garden to put the treats out rather than having to take cumbersome steps rather like someone walking in very heavy mud to avoid stepping on them.

Alternatively I could sew some velcro onto my shoes so that I can attach them, carry them up the garden as I am walking and then peel them off when we are at our final treat destination.  At the moment they are practically attached to my feet as it is.

It's nice to feel so loved.  Even if it is because I am the great treat giver.