ABCDE

This is not a strange reference to our ability to be able to write the first five letters of the alphabet.  This is the new format for First Aid procedures, which Mum tells us that she is now qualified in again.  Apparently this means Assess, Breathing, Circulation, Deformities, Environment, or something like that.  We don't have a clue what all that means, but it sounds impressive.  Apparently this works with people.

It would probably work with chickens too, but Mum and Dad tend to use this book instead.

Fried, Baked, Egg and Spoon xxxx