Tuesday 18 October 2011

Response to Customer Complaint

Dear Mum

The days are getting shorter.  You don't see us in the morning (but that's because of our invisibility cloaks) and you don't get to see us much in the evening either because it is bedtime at around 1830hrs these days.  Therefore there is not enough time to lay eggs.  After all, we have cabbids to eat, scratching about in the ground to do and dust baths to take.  Sorry about that.

Fried, Egg and Spoon xxx

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