Friday 14 October 2011

Customer Complaint: Invisibility Cloaks

We would like to register a complaint with the manufacturer of Invisibility Cloaks.  This is because Mum saw us this morning.  All of us.  Outside the kitchen door.  The Invisibility Cloaks had worked really well up till that point, convincing Mum that actually we were tucked up in bed.

Mind you, she did give us sweetcorn tonight as a treat.  She bought up the whole lot that had been what she calls 'yellow labelled' in Tesco.  We don't know what this means, but if we get treats because of it, we don't really care!

Fried, Egg and Spoon xxx

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