Does anyone have a spare cheese slicer?

We only ask because Mum used the one from the kitchen today to take up some laminate flooring.  We don't think that is what you are supposed to use it for, Mum.  Nor are you supposed to use a kitchen knife.  That is why both have snapped in half.

Here is the result of her labours ...

As you can see, the extent of the wet is quite big.  But now that the old floor has gone, the machine that is making funny noises in the hall can dry it out.

We are looking forward to seeing the new floor.  We are looking forward to pooping on it :)

Fried, Egg and Spoon xxx